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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:40
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Mexico prez calls for no ICE action at Gold Cup - ESPN
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Reds star Elly De La Cruz homers after learning of the death of his sister - AP News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Will friendly dogs protect their owners?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some possible reasons for people writing bad books in the fantasy genre?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why did Microsoft acquire LinkedIn?
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Filmmakers/Actors Vote On 21st Century Films - Dark Horizons
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
No way